Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
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