at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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