hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
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