Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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