You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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