I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
