nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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