Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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