found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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