Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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