Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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