So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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