I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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