You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
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