I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Randomize
