let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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