We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
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