i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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