If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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