that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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