did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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