Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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