that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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