you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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