yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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