I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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