I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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