I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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