i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
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