How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Randomize
