ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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