i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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