we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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