I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
I just cut my nipple shaving
You smell like a Billy Joel song
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
nutella sex= disaster
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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