If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
do herpes really smell.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
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