I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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