I must be too annoying 4 u.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
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I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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