i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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