Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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