fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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