I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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