my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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