This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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