This girl is more easily done than said...
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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