yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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