On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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