She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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