I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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