I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
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