NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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