So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
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