We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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