Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
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