We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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