areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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