If i come over, it means nothing
the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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